Why Ohio Sucks
Okay, as I always say, I try not to be a hater. There’s enough hate in the world, it don’t need me to spread any more, but sometimes I cant help myself, you know what I mean. So that being said, fuck ohio.
Am I right?
Ohio, has to be the worst state out of all of them. I mean what does it have going for it? Its flat and boring, kinda like Indiana.
My personal experiences with Ohio has me never going back there, fuck that place…. Lets get into it.
So I think the first shitty experience I had there was when me and Ryguy were driving back from our Washington D.C trip, and we stopped at this rest stop/gas station to refuel. I get gas, then we decide to run in real quick and get something to drink and eat. Not thinking of it, cuz its like 3 am and we are the only people there and there is like 20 empty pumps, we leave the car at the pump. We go inside and get our goodies, 10 min at the most, we’re getting close to the car and the gas station attendant starts yelling at us that we better get out of here cuz he just called the sheriff and they are on their way cuz your not suppose to leave your car at the pump. Im like okay guy, I get for safety reasons, but no need to be a dick about it, people do it all the time, calm the fuck down, Idk what this guys deal was, but it really rubbed me the wrong way. And sorry to say, all of ohio must pay the price for this mans unpleasant demeanor.
Next incident, back when I was cutting trees for FTS we got a job in Ohio. So first of all we have to wake up early as fuck and drive to and from Ohio everyday, so already its not a fun time, especially since this went on for weeks. Then when we get there, our job site, is this fucking run down trailer park that has a “bubbles” with thousands of cats that just shit everywhere. So we’re stepping in shit, our ropes our getting covered in shit, its not a great time, hell its not even a good time, its a horrible time. It was as shit show, and again, all of ohio must pay the price of this situation I found myself in.
Next and last, but the biggest situation, that really turned me off ohio, was an incident me, ryguy and crystal went through on our way to Camp Bisco. So we stop somewhere off the highway in Ohio to hit up Walmart and get groceries and other necessities for the trip, no problem. We do that, we get the stuff loaded into the car, then ryguy cant remember if he bought a charger or not for his phone(he did) so he goes back in to get one real quick, meanwhile me and crystal are outside in my car. My cars AC didnt work at this time and it was hot, it was that bad on the highway, but in a sitting parking lot, its unbearable, so I started driving around the parking lot in a big circle, even going behind Walmart, then ryguy hits us up, hes done, so we swing in front and pick him up. Then we decide to hit up penn station before we get back on the road, so we go get penn station, while walking in to sit down and eat, ryguy runs over to the bank atm real quick for cash, he comes back we sit down eat then leave. All of a sudden I look in the rear view mirror, and there is a cop pulling us over, I’m like oh fucking great.
We were riding clean, EXCEPT, like one freaking pill that ryguy had lol, he shuffled around, trying to hide it up his butt or something. He must have never watched cops, cuz they always say they see the people moving around… I see its a girl cop and she’s alone, she walks up the ryguys side, I roll the window down and she tells me she pulled me over because I didn’t use my turn signal. I asked her if she was sure cuz I use my turn signal leaving my fucking driveway, ever since I got pulled over for switching lanes without using it. She said “yep pretty. Sure.” … okay thats weird I thought… boom I look to my left and theres a cop now at my window, I go “wholy shit, you scared me!” And he goes “why would I scare you?” 😐 “cuz I didn’t know you were there man lol” I replied… I look around and now theres like 8 cops and 3 different cars including a blacked out SUV.. im like wtf is this… all of sudden the squad leader or whatever the fuck you call him comes over to talk to us.. he says “yeh, I clocked you back when you were driving behind Walmart man, what were you doing back there”…
I left out a huge laugh and he looked confused, I was like “my man, my ac is broke and my dood had to go back in so me and her were whipping around the lot to get the air floor, were dying” meanwhile as Im saying this we are all currently in the car dying, all sweaty, so if any of us were nervous we had good cover lol. He kind of looked like oh shit, this dood might be telling the truth, then he talks to the chick and she mentions how ryguy shuffled, and they talk to us all separately… they are trying hard to get me to give them permission to search the car… there like “we realize you guys are all packed up, were not gonna pull your crap out, just a quick look” to which I reply, “id rather just get back on the road, we’ve wasted enough time here and im about to pass out from the heat”… he looked defeated and he said well im gonna have a dog come out and walk around the vehicle and see if he gives a signal, which apparently they dont need permission to do lol, I was like FUCK…
But then when he goes on the radio to call the dog unit in they call back in saying they are busy and its gonna be a hr or more and they were like fuck you guys can just go, you could tell they were really pissed that they didn’t get us, but fuck them, I was really pissed that they profiled us based on the fact we drove behind a Walmart, like dafuq. It was like a whole sting operation unit they had out there and they fucking pounced on us then lied to us about why they pulled us over, guarantee if I did get in trouble for something, old Seth could get me off. But nothing happened, we got back on the road and all were freaking out and had anxiety thru the roof. When I was talking to the cop I was blowing ass all over, I was like sorry bruh I got IBS, he said oh thats alright, lmao I almost died laughing in front of him, he eventually moved to the other side of the whip.
Any way, fuck ohio. That place blows.